"It's good for defence against territorial agression, that's what it's good for."
Hi Everybody!
Aren't you all so lucky tonight, two posts in a few hours! Wow. feel at peace. I wholly reccommend it.
So I'm bored, and feeling creative, what's the lowdown with you fellers?
I'be decided that I'm going to write a play about boredom, and the power it has, especially in forcing someone to procrastinate. If only schoolwork was interesting!? Then we would do it, and not put it off, like i'm doing now!
The main character could be called Spencer and he would be a genius writer trapped in a obese woman's body. Destined to be bullied in school, and a failure at curriculum decree, s/he decides to embark upon a journey of internal understanding by road-sailing her way across New South Wales and keeping a daily journal of her thoughts and encounters. But she meets up with Morgan Manaheim, a multiple-persona'd masochist who is trying to spank himself into the Blue Mountains. They're witty conversational banter constitutes the bulk of the play and thier relationships with each other, their pants-wearing-wombat friend and the wide variety of non-sterotypical characters they meet along the way. Eventually Spencer's memoirs are eaten by Basil (the wombat) and they are forced to kill him, and then themselves, to retrieve the manuscript. This heartfully rendered final scene will be a theatrical triumph, destined to become more overdone that Cosi, Richard 3 and Grease COMBINED.
I hereby copyright that information, becuase all who read it will realize just how damn good it is. Well it's mine bitch. ALL MINE.
So here are my recommendations of the week
Books to read:
1) A Clockwork Orange
2) Tigana
3) Anything that isn't by Tim Winton
Movies to see:
1) The Royal Tenebaums
2) Citizen Kane
3) Harvie Krumpet
4) The spongebob squarepants movie
5) Fear and Loathing in las vegas
CD's to hear:
1) Kings of Leon Youth and Young Manhood
2) REM Murmur
3) Counting Crows Recovering the Satellites.
People to Watch:
1) Ben Cousins
2) Pope Benedict XVI
3) Hugo Chavez
4) Chris Taylor and Craig Rucastle
5) Kofi Annan
6) Matt Birnie
7) Morgan Manaheim
Well, some crap film is on tv with some good looking teenage women in it, so i'm gonna go watch that. Much love.
Aren't you all so lucky tonight, two posts in a few hours! Wow. feel at peace. I wholly reccommend it.
So I'm bored, and feeling creative, what's the lowdown with you fellers?
I'be decided that I'm going to write a play about boredom, and the power it has, especially in forcing someone to procrastinate. If only schoolwork was interesting!? Then we would do it, and not put it off, like i'm doing now!
The main character could be called Spencer and he would be a genius writer trapped in a obese woman's body. Destined to be bullied in school, and a failure at curriculum decree, s/he decides to embark upon a journey of internal understanding by road-sailing her way across New South Wales and keeping a daily journal of her thoughts and encounters. But she meets up with Morgan Manaheim, a multiple-persona'd masochist who is trying to spank himself into the Blue Mountains. They're witty conversational banter constitutes the bulk of the play and thier relationships with each other, their pants-wearing-wombat friend and the wide variety of non-sterotypical characters they meet along the way. Eventually Spencer's memoirs are eaten by Basil (the wombat) and they are forced to kill him, and then themselves, to retrieve the manuscript. This heartfully rendered final scene will be a theatrical triumph, destined to become more overdone that Cosi, Richard 3 and Grease COMBINED.
I hereby copyright that information, becuase all who read it will realize just how damn good it is. Well it's mine bitch. ALL MINE.
So here are my recommendations of the week
Books to read:
1) A Clockwork Orange
2) Tigana
3) Anything that isn't by Tim Winton
Movies to see:
1) The Royal Tenebaums
2) Citizen Kane
3) Harvie Krumpet
4) The spongebob squarepants movie
5) Fear and Loathing in las vegas
CD's to hear:
1) Kings of Leon Youth and Young Manhood
2) REM Murmur
3) Counting Crows Recovering the Satellites.
People to Watch:
1) Ben Cousins
2) Pope Benedict XVI
3) Hugo Chavez
4) Chris Taylor and Craig Rucastle
5) Kofi Annan
6) Matt Birnie
7) Morgan Manaheim
Well, some crap film is on tv with some good looking teenage women in it, so i'm gonna go watch that. Much love.
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