Life
“I’ve invented this great new board game; it’s called ‘Life’”
“Cool, what do you do?”
“You move these little pieces around this circular board by throwing some dice.”
“How do you win?”
“You don’t.”
“Well that’s well and good, but how does the game finish?”
“Someone gets frustrated going in circles and sets fire to the board.”
“If the game has no point, then why don’t you just burn the board at the beginning?”
“First, I didn’t say it had no point, I said there was no winner, and second, because then you miss all the good stuff of playing the game!”
“WHAT GOOD STUFF!?”
“Well… there’s the burning part I guess. That’s cool.”
“‘Life’ sucks.”
“Can say that again.”
“Cool, what do you do?”
“You move these little pieces around this circular board by throwing some dice.”
“How do you win?”
“You don’t.”
“Well that’s well and good, but how does the game finish?”
“Someone gets frustrated going in circles and sets fire to the board.”
“If the game has no point, then why don’t you just burn the board at the beginning?”
“First, I didn’t say it had no point, I said there was no winner, and second, because then you miss all the good stuff of playing the game!”
“WHAT GOOD STUFF!?”
“Well… there’s the burning part I guess. That’s cool.”
“‘Life’ sucks.”
“Can say that again.”
posted by Cal Samson at 8:49 PM
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*looks at you*
You know the look...
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oh hello! i got bored so i mosied on over here. admirable blog. good work, etc etc.
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