Stupid Quiz Alphabet
This seemed like a good idea at the time. It’s obviously not, but it amuses me. Also I’m bored of Robert Rauschenberg. Wanker. Vilify him.
a is for age: 16, but not for long.
b is for booze of choice: Gin. Beer of choice would be Coopers or Toohey’s.
c is for career: Stud nut, but I want to be a writer/director and pretend I was born in south America.
d is for your dad's name: Teddy! Or Tedwick as we call him.
e is for essential items to bring to a party: A stylish hat and a good list of anecdotes.
f is for favorite song at the moment: At the moment, Sheep Go to Heaven, by Cake… of all time at the moment, Mr. Jones by Counting Crows.
g is for favorite game: Naked Twister, Poker and Pool.
h is for hometown: Beloved Perth
i is for instruments you play: Guitar, Harmonica and Melodica
j is for jam or jelly you like: Blackberry, Strawberry. Port Wine Jelly.
k is for kids? I want some, yes, but not for 20 more years or so.
l is for living arrangements: At home, but not for long.
m is for mum's name: Dolores-Frances.
n is for name of your crush: No time for that. Not until November at least.
o is for overnight hospital stays: Never. Hospitals are scary.
p is for phobias: FISH! Damn they are freaky.
q is for quotes you like: “He’s got all of the desirable vices and none of the boring virtues.”
“Even if no one around you is, be sure of yourself.”
“Erotic is a feather. Kinky is the whole chicken.”
“If you are ever weary, son, if ever you feel alone, if you feel challenged, hurt or betrayed, remember always that you will never have to give birth.”
r is for relationship that lasted the longest: 5 months. Actually depends. Some went off and on.
s is for sexual preference: Most things that move. Preferably human women.
t is for time you wake up: Whenever tickles me.
u is for underwear: Anything that doesn’t constrict. Boxers, or none.
v is for vegetable you love: Carrot.
w is for worst habit: I talk too much. About me. Like in these stupid things.
x is for x-rays you've had: Once, for my teeth.
y is for yummy food you make: I make the best bolognaise, and also most other foods from Italy. I do a fine veal schnitzel with excellent salad too.
z is for zodiac sign: Scorpio
a is for age: 16, but not for long.
b is for booze of choice: Gin. Beer of choice would be Coopers or Toohey’s.
c is for career: Stud nut, but I want to be a writer/director and pretend I was born in south America.
d is for your dad's name: Teddy! Or Tedwick as we call him.
e is for essential items to bring to a party: A stylish hat and a good list of anecdotes.
f is for favorite song at the moment: At the moment, Sheep Go to Heaven, by Cake… of all time at the moment, Mr. Jones by Counting Crows.
g is for favorite game: Naked Twister, Poker and Pool.
h is for hometown: Beloved Perth
i is for instruments you play: Guitar, Harmonica and Melodica
j is for jam or jelly you like: Blackberry, Strawberry. Port Wine Jelly.
k is for kids? I want some, yes, but not for 20 more years or so.
l is for living arrangements: At home, but not for long.
m is for mum's name: Dolores-Frances.
n is for name of your crush: No time for that. Not until November at least.
o is for overnight hospital stays: Never. Hospitals are scary.
p is for phobias: FISH! Damn they are freaky.
q is for quotes you like: “He’s got all of the desirable vices and none of the boring virtues.”
“Even if no one around you is, be sure of yourself.”
“Erotic is a feather. Kinky is the whole chicken.”
“If you are ever weary, son, if ever you feel alone, if you feel challenged, hurt or betrayed, remember always that you will never have to give birth.”
r is for relationship that lasted the longest: 5 months. Actually depends. Some went off and on.
s is for sexual preference: Most things that move. Preferably human women.
t is for time you wake up: Whenever tickles me.
u is for underwear: Anything that doesn’t constrict. Boxers, or none.
v is for vegetable you love: Carrot.
w is for worst habit: I talk too much. About me. Like in these stupid things.
x is for x-rays you've had: Once, for my teeth.
y is for yummy food you make: I make the best bolognaise, and also most other foods from Italy. I do a fine veal schnitzel with excellent salad too.
z is for zodiac sign: Scorpio
posted by Cal Samson at 1:09 PM
2 Comments:
youve picked up the harmonica? wow, u must be really really bored. i know, i play it, dont you have anything better to do?
hahahaha no, you forget. I'm an arts student. Playing the harmonica IS something better to do.
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